One of Those Girls

May 7, 2009

Ok this is hilarious! Seattle stumbled across this...I don't know how, but he emailed it to me. This is a video response to the “Jizz in My Pants” video, if you haven't seen that one go to youtube and watch it! But, this one is about wearing a fake engagement ring to ward off loser guys! Hilarious.






It makes me wonder how many women actually buy these things! I mean, the only reason I thought of it was because I have my moms old engagement ring, so it is a real ring and I've always worn in on my right hand, so it was simple enough to do the transfer. But, when I began wearing it, I did get the response from some guys, “Are you one of those girls?” Who are those girls? And where are they? How come I've never noticed them? And do guys do this too???

Now I'm gonna wonder the next time a guy hits on me and is wearing a ring. Is he really a douchebag husband trying to get some on the side? Or is he just trying to get away from unwanted attention. Ha! Who am I kidding? Guys love any and all attention! That's the last thing they would do!

Now, that brings up an interesting experiment of its own. What if a guy were to wear a fake wedding ring for a year and see how many women he could get interested in him? I bet he'd find it a lot easier to pick up women with the ring than without. It's a symbol of stability and reliability, ironically enough and as soon as women see that, they want it! Man, we suck!

In other news: if you're a single lady in LA, I now know where you can go to meet some men. But you have to be willing to sweat a little bit for it! Went on our usual hike today in Burbank, with Jess and Lacey. Man it was brutal! On the way up though we passed three guys that were heading back down. They were about our age, fairly attractive and apparently athletic. We got to the top and hung out for a short while and on our way down we stopped to take a pic and lucky for us there were three more guys that had just reached the top, so they took a pic for us. Again, about our age, fairly attractive and firemen, nonetheless. So that solves it! Where are all the good looking, presumably nice guys in LA? They're all on a hike! We joked on our way back down about what a great story that would make, “Oh we met one day on a mountain!”

Jess goes, “Irene, you and Seattle have a nice story!”

“Yeah, we met one night at Big Wang's...”, how romantic! I don't mind it though...it had a romantic follow-up.

Oh yeah! And in other even stranger news. When you think this world is big, stop to consider this: Seattle knows a girl that I was friends with in High School. Whaaaaaa???? How random is that? She apparently goes to law school with him. It just blows my mind. I haven't seen or talked to her since HS but we were pretty close back then. It is a small world after all! (15 days...)

St. Pat's Day! Yay!

March 17, 2009.

Happy St. Pat’s Day! I’m sitting in my big empty apartment, watching “Gossip Girl” and getting sentimental over a glass of red wine. Even watching t.v. couples makes me want to be in a relationship!

So…I met someone. Last night went out with Nikki and Roger to Big Wangs in NoHo. Two boys approached our table and introduced themselves. They’re brothers, originally from Canada, but now one lives in L.A. (and is already in love with Nikki) and the other lives in Seattle and is super sweet and fun.

They spent the whole night chatting with us. We made plans to hang out today and we went to lunch at Big Boys with the two of them. It was a lot of fun. They’re both extremely comfortable to be around. Then we’re planning on meeting up later and spending a terrifically exciting St. Patties Day together. I’m excited.

Seattle looked at me earlier and said, “Hey, it’s a good thing we don’t live in the same city, cuz we really don’t get along and that would be a bit awkward.” Fully sarcastically, I should note. He’s pretty cute. However, he is 34…and about a foot and 3 inches taller than I am. Hmm…what a choice!

Well, I’ve gotta exercise more, drink a bit and shower and then head out for another night in san fernando valley…maybe a lip locking fest tonight, if a certain boy is lucky. Stop reading and go get drunk!